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Wonky Code

The title is actually misleading. If I wrote this and my mum was a programmer she would probably beat me stupid. Luckily she isn't a programmer, I don't live at home and I didn't write this.

Props to Au5lander for sending this in with the title, "sometimes you just have to start over". In this case I can't disagree! This code makes it as a WTF because it is just so ugly! You have to concentrate just read it!

Other WTFs::

  1. Spelling Mistakes.
  2. Improper use of global variables in functions.
  3. WTF...
    <?php
    while(strstr($search,"     ")!=FALSE)
        
    $search=str_replace("     "," ",$search);
    while(
    strstr($search,"    ")!=FALSE)
        
    $search=str_replace("    "," ",$search);
    while(
    strstr($search,"   ")!=FALSE)
        
    $search=str_replace("   "," ",$search);
    while(
    strstr($search,"  ")!=FALSE)
        
    $search=str_replace("  "," ",$search);
    ?>
  4. Minor WTF. Returning empty string on error, array on success:
    <?php
    function get_dir($s){
    global
    $dir,$url,$maxf;
    $dp=opendir($s);
    if(
    $dp==FALSE)
        return
    "";
    for(
    $nfiles=0;$tmp=readdir($dp);$nfiles++)
    {
        if(
    $tmp)
            
    $files[$nfiles]=$tmp;
        else
            break;
    }
    closedir($dp);
    return
    $files;
    }
    ?>

There are piles of other little WTF's. I'll let you find the others.

<?php
function getcurl($file,$n){
global
$dir,$url,$maxf,$originaldir;
$cwd = $url;
if(isset(
$ret))
unset(
$ret);
if(
$n)
{
    if(
strstr(substr($url,0,7),"http://")==FALSE)
        
$httpurl=false;
    else
        
$httpurl=true;
    if(
$originaldir)
        
$ret=$cwd."/".$originaldir."/".$file;
    else
        
$ret=$cwd."/".$dir."/".$file;
}
else
    
$ret=$cwd;

$ret=str_replace("\\","/",$ret);
$ret=str_replace("\\\\","/",$ret);
$ret=str_replace("////","/",$ret);
$ret=str_replace("///","/",$ret);
$ret=str_replace("//","/",$ret);
if(
$httpurl)
    
$ret="http://".substr($ret,6,strlen($ret)-6);
return
$ret;
}

function
get_dir($s){
global
$dir,$url,$maxf;
$dp=opendir($s);
if(
$dp==FALSE)
    return
"";
for(
$nfiles=0;$tmp=readdir($dp);$nfiles++)
{
    if(
$tmp)
        
$files[$nfiles]=$tmp;
    else
        break;
}
closedir($dp);
return
$files;
}


function
gfinf(){
global
$dir,$url,$maxf,$originaldir;
if(isset(
$ret))
    unset(
$ret);
settype($ret,"string");
$cwd=getcwd()."/";
if(!
is_dir($dir))
{
    
$originaldir=$dir;
    
$dir=$cwd.$dir;
}
$dir=str_replace("\\","/",$dir);
$dir=str_replace("//","/",$dir);
$dir=str_replace("\\\\","/",$dir);
$dir=str_replace("///","/",$dir);
if(
defined("PHP5")&&PHP5)
    
$files=scandir($dir);
else
    
$files=get_dir($dir);
$nfiles=count($files);
if(isset(
$search))
    unset(
$search);
$search=$_GET["search"];
$search=str_replace("/"," ",$search);
$search=str_replace("\\"," ",$search);
$search=str_replace("-"," ",$search);
$search=str_replace("."," ",$search);
$search=str_replace(","," ",$search);
while(
strstr($search,"     ")!=FALSE)
    
$search=str_replace("     "," ",$search);
while(
strstr($search,"    ")!=FALSE)
    
$search=str_replace("    "," ",$search);
while(
strstr($search,"   ")!=FALSE)
    
$search=str_replace("   "," ",$search);
while(
strstr($search,"  ")!=FALSE)
    
$search=str_replace("  "," ",$search);
$tmo=$search;
if(isset(
$search))
    unset(
$search);
$search=explode(" ",$tmo);
$nsearch=count($search);
settype($ntt,"integer");
for(
$n=0;isset($files[$n])&&$files[$n];$n++)
{
    if(
is_dir($dir.$files[$n]))
    {
        if(
defined("PHP5")&&PHP5)
            
$ss=scandir($dir.$files[$n]);
        else
            
$ss=get_dir($dir.$files[$n]);
        
$nss=count($ss);
        if(
$nss>2)
        {
            for(
$nn=0;$nn<$nss;$nn++)
            {
                if(!
is_dir($dir.$files[$n].$ss[$nn]))
                {
                    
$tt[$ntt]=$ss[$nn];
                    
$ntt++;
                }
            }
        }
    }
}
if(isset(
$temp))
    unset(
$temp);
$temp[1]=implode("/¨*'*¨/",$files);
$temp[2]=implode("/¨*'*¨/",$tt);
if(isset(
$files))
    unset(
$files);
if(isset(
$tt))
    unset(
$tt);
$temp[3]=$temp[1].$temp[2];
$files=explode("/¨*'*¨/",$temp[3]);
$nfiles=count($files);
if(isset(
$temp))
    unset(
$temp);
$nn=$nfiles;
if(isset(
$files[$nn]))
    
$nn++;
for(
$n=0;$n<$nfiles;$n++)
{
    if(isset(
$files[$n]))
    {
        if(!
is_dir($dir.$files[$n])&&!is_dir($files[$n]))
        {
            if(
$files[$n]!=".."&&$files[$n]!=".")
            {
                
$t[$nn]=$files[$n];
                
$nn++;
            }
        }
    }
}
if(isset(
$files))
    unset(
$files);
if(isset(
$tt))
    unset(
$tt);
settype($files,"array");
$tt=implode("/¨*'*¨/",$t);
if(isset(
$t))
    unset(
$t);
$files=explode("/¨*'*¨/",$tt);
if(isset(
$tt))
    unset(
$tt);
$nfiles=count($files);
if(isset(
$files[$nn]))
    
$nn++;
for(
$n=0;$n<$nfiles&&$n<=$maxf;$n++)
{
    for(
$nn=0;$nn<$nsearch;$nn++)

    {
        if(
strstr($files[$n],$search[$nn])!=FALSE)
        {
            if(isset(
$putfile))
                unset(
$putfile);
            
$putfile=substr($dir.$files[$n],strlen($dir));
            
$o="filename=$putfile&sha1=".sha1_file($dir.$files[$n]).
               
"&md5=".md5_file($dir.$files[$n]).
               
"&size=".filesize($dir.$files[$n]).
               
"&url=".getcurl($putfile,1);
            if(!isset(
$nfirst)||!$nfirst)
            {
                
$nfirst=1;
                
$ret=$o;
            }
            else
            
$ret.="\n".$o;
        }
    }
}
return
$ret;
}
//Begining
require_once("config.php");
if(!isset(
$_GET["source"])||!$_GET["source"]||!isset($_GET["search"])||!$_GET["search"])
{
    exit;
}
if(
strlen($_GET["search"])<$searchlen[1])
    die(
"ERROR:MinimumSearchLenght:".$searchlen[1]);
if(
$searchlen[2]!=0)
{
    if(
strlen($_GET["search"])>$searchlen[2])
        die(
"ERROR:MaximumSearchLenght:".$searchlen[2]);
}
$ret=gfinf();
if(
$ret)

    die(
$ret);
exit;
?>