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5 Ways to show that you're l33t

Submitted by phrax on Fri, 2004-11-05 15:20. Hall of Fame | Wonky Code

Somebody sent this in yesterday, it's in German, but bad code is bad in any language. There are so many WTFs with this code I had to summarize the best WTFs for you:

  • list($as,$nl)=explode("0","array_slice0<br>\n"); I guess actually declaring the variables $as and $nl took too many lines of code.
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    More solutions for idle CPU time.

    Submitted by phrax on Tue, 2004-11-02 15:17. Wonky Code

    Yesterday we had a great example of how to make sure your database isn't slacking off. Here's a example to make sure your web server keeps working hard too.

    Also thanks to everybody who submitted a WTF. Keep them coming! :)

    <?php
    if( $_USER['uid'] > 1 )
        {
                $usermenu = new Template( $_CONF['path_layout'] );
                $usermenu->set_file( array( 'option' => 'useroption.thtml',
                                            'current' => 'useroption_off.thtml' ));
                $usermenu->set_var( 'site_url', $_CONF['site_url'] );
                $usermenu->set_var( 'layout_url', $_CONF['layout_url'] );
            <    strong>$usermenu->set_var( 'block_name', str_replace( '_', '-', 'user_block' ));</strong>

            if( empty(     $title ))
            {
                    $title = DB_getItem( $_TABLES['blocks'], 'title', "name='user_block'" );
            }
            //....
    ?>
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